Meet Sam — your AI staffer who handles the work piling up. And Sarge — your AI security guard who watches for threats. They run on a dedicated Mac Mini M4 in your office. Plug in. Connect to WiFi. They're live.
Try It For FreeYour AI staffer and security guard run on a dedicated Mac Mini M4 in your office. Your data stays in your building — not on someone else's server.
Sam and Sarge, in a box. Plug in. Connect to WiFi. Done.
Sam doesn't wait for instructions. She works independently — responding to inquiries like a real person, following up with leads, monitoring competitors, and drafting communications on her own. Outreach, follow-ups, research, scheduling, reporting — Sam handles it all while you focus on your business. She's not an app you check. She's a staffer who runs your operations.
Sarge monitors for impersonation, data leaks, unauthorized access, and reputation threats. He watches the perimeter 24/7 so you can focus on your business. Read-only. Always alert.
You message Sam like texting a colleague — plain English, no technical skills needed. Ask her to draft something, research a competitor, or pull together outreach. Sarge reports directly to you when he spots a threat.
You've tried AI tools and thought, "this is interesting — but how do I make it actually work for my business?" Meanwhile, the work keeps piling up. Follow-ups slip. Outreach never happens. And nobody's watching for security threats, impersonation, or data leaks.
You don't need more hours in the day. You need Sam and Sarge.
A clear process. No ambiguity. No long-winded implementation consulting.
A short conversation about where you're losing time.
Sam gets configured to your workflows — outreach, follow-ups, research, whatever's falling behind. Sarge gets tuned to watch for threats. Both run on a dedicated Mac Mini we purchase and set up.
Message Sam like texting a colleague. Give her tasks. See her work. We adjust in minutes.
Plug in. Connect to WiFi. Sam and Sarge are live. We handle ongoing updates and optimization.
Sam built this website and manages our LinkedIn. We run our business on the same system we ship to clients. This isn't a concept — it's running right now.
Everything you need to know before getting started.
Sam works independently — responding to inquiries like a real person, following up with leads, monitoring competitors, and drafting communications on her own. Outreach, follow-ups, research, scheduling, and reporting are all handled by Sam while you focus on running your business. She is not an app you check. She is a staffer who runs your operations.
Sarge monitors for impersonation, data leaks, unauthorized access, and reputation threats around the clock. He watches the perimeter 24/7 and reports directly to you when he spots a threat. Read-only. Always alert.
Sam and Sarge run on a dedicated Mac Mini M4 that sits in your office. The hardware is yours to keep. Your data stays in your building — not on someone else's server.
From your first phone call to a live AI team in days. We assess your workflows, configure Sam and Sarge for your business, let you test-drive before we ship, then deliver the hardware to your door. Plug in, connect to WiFi, and your team is live.
$2,999 one-time setup fee covers hardware, configuration, and shipping. The ongoing managed service is $350 per month, which includes updates, performance reviews, and direct support. You pay AI usage costs directly to the model providers — no markups, no middleman.
No. You interact with Sam by messaging her in plain English — like texting a colleague. There is no YAML to write, no dashboard to monitor, and no container to configure. If anything needs adjustment, you email us.
Your customer data, email drafts, internal credentials, conversation history, and the agents' working memory all stay on the hardware in your office. The only data that leaves is individual inference requests to the AI model provider, encrypted in transit.
Ongoing updates as AI technology evolves, best practices and new capabilities as they become available, monthly performance reviews to keep you on the cutting edge, and direct support from our team.
Everything you need to get Sam and Sarge live.
$2,999 one-time
Includes: Dedicated hardware in your office — yours to keep. Your business assessed and workflows mapped. Sam configured to your operations. Sarge tuned to your security needs. Shipped to your door.
$350 per month
Ongoing management: Ongoing updates as AI technology evolves. Best practices and new capabilities as they become available. Monthly performance reviews to keep you on the cutting edge. Direct support from our team.
You pay your own AI usage costs directly — think of it like your team's electricity bill. No markups, no middleman.
Tell us about your business and we'll run a live demo — real drafts, real research, real outreach — so you can see what Sam does for you.
No cost. No commitment. Contact us at keithkolshaw@gmail.com